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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an onion and a dead whore? I cried when I cut up the onion. (Jack the Ripper)"

"How does Donald Trump plan to expel all Muslims from the county? Legalize Uber."

"Packing Do gays really have a lot of s**t to pack before moving?"

"When everyone is sharing the jokes of the day on Facebook but... You already reddit"

"It's ridiculous that the pope has to go around surrounded by armed guards these days I know he's a priest but he's not going to do anything out in public"

"There is no ""ea"" in Tim."

"There are two types of people in this world: Those who always lose their train of thought"

"I was wondering why my tap water was cloudy... But then it became clear to me."

"You don't give up your car when someone else drives drunk! So why would you give up your gun when someone else commits a crime with a gun?!"

"What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road? Rust-in-peace."