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Joke of the Day

"I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one, He was Allone"

"I can't wait to meet that special someone who will eventually ignore me."

"What steps do you take if you encounter a bear in the wild? Fucking big ones!"

"They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach... Unless he's a vegan. Then you can get there through his vagina."

"How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just you"

"I turned into a transformer last night... And boy are my arms tires"

"I have always wanted to swim with dolphins But they keep dying on me during the bus ride to the pool."

"There are several factors when talking about the meaning of life. 2, 3, and 7"

"Banned from Yelp for including ""the rat seems to be vulnerable to attacks from behind or when adjusting mask"" in my Chuck E Cheese review"

"I may be weird, but everyone needs a buddy who will show up at 2 a.m. and help get the dead zebra out of the septic tank without judging you"