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Joke of the Day
"Why was 7 arrested for homicide? Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect"
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"I try to say at least one bad thing about somebody after they die just to counter all the compliments they're getting."
"A man accidentally made eye contact with me on the train, so I left my shoe behind. And now, we wait..."
"What if we've got it backwards? Maybe mustaches have a thing for pedophiles."
"The world is full of terrible people, but there's none so evil as the man who fries bacon right next door to the gym."
"If that cute guy doesn't approach you at a bbq, he is probably just intimidated by how many sausages you're eating."
"Has anyone seen my sex doll? Of course I checked the tree house. Oh wait, it's here on the front lawn, still in your wedding dress LOL"
"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil"
"Your mom is so huge... That she has an entire Pokedex devoted to her storage."