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Joke of the Day
"Why was 7 arrested for homicide? Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect"
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"A kiss makes my whole day Anal makes my hole weak"
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"What do you call four bees?? ....Be-fore"
"Reincarnation, evolution, whatever. At some point, Larry King was a possum."
"Never bring a toasted sandwich to a senior's gym Or else you're going to have 40 people thinking they're having a stroke."
"I wish I was in better shape but I also wish I could fast-forward this pizza tracker."
"What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods? Teenagers these days be all ""I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."""
"What's the worst thing you can hear while giving Willie Nelson a blowjob? I'm not Willie Nelson..."
"Marijuana should've been legalized at the same time as same sex-marriage because it says in the bible, a man who lies with another man shall be stoned"