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Joke of the Day
"It's raining. I'm going to be late for work. I can't fit my hair in the car."
Next Joke
"What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm? A quarter-pounder with cheese."
"I'm 100% straight So straight I don't even like touching my own dick to masturbate. My friend Dave does it for me."
"Do the right thing today: Go to someone's profile, scroll down 4 months, and like something."
"You ever been to the butcher with the chastity fetish? Say what you will about the lifestyle, but his meat simply can't be beat."
"I over-think, therefore I ruin everything"
"How do you clean a condom? You put it in a pot and boil the fuck out of it."
"I dislike the term haterade. I say hater-juicebox instead."
"Son, it's finally the time for us to talk about sex -- But dad! -- No buts! That is all."
"I bought perforated paper once It was a total rip off"