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Joke of the Day

"I asked a blonde friend to check if my blinker was working, her reply was 'Yes, it is. No, it's not. Yes, it is. No, it's not.'"

"Did you hear about the gay Irish couple? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick."

"I finally stopped the annoying noise in my car. I just opened the door and shoved her out."

"What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was the wall"

"You know social media has gone too far when all your Christmas presents have twitter integration. Sent from my ugly sweater."

"Why did the black man cross the road? Black men always follow the chicken."

"How do you circumcise a priest? Kick a little kid in the jaw."

"What happens when you get a bladder infection? Urine trouble."

"In the United States a man gets kicked in the groin every 6.2 seconds. I would hate to be that man."

"jomomma.ninja Jo Mamma is so Ninja, that even Chuck Norris sent her a Friend request."