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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you get a bladder infection? Urine trouble."

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Strokin-off"

"How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World? Gatorade"

"I think my doctor is trying to come on to me... He said I had a cute angina."

"Twitter updated their Terms of Service. Now it just says ""Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here."""

"A black guy walks into a bar, with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender looks at him and says, ""That thing is really cool! Where did you get it?"" The parrot replies, ""Detroit"""

"Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? They never want to log off."

"How do you keep someone curious? I'll tell you on my next post"

"I wish Fox News was just news about foxes."

"If I'm on a sneezing fit it's best to let me go, because by the 4th time you say ""God bless you,"" I'm ready for you to be out of my life."