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Joke of the Day
"What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was the wall"
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"So today my doctor told me I had to quit masturbating. I asked ""Why?"" He says ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""
"Q: What are 3 two letter words that say small? A: Is it in."
"What does a baby computer calls his father? Data."
"Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married?? A Cantaloupe."
"I hate Masseuses They're always talking behind my back"
"What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs? Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas."
"""They say children learn by example, even for potty training."" -I explain to my horrified neighbor as my son and dog poop on the lawn"
"Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb? because he had a dying light"
"Did you hear about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines..."