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Joke of the Day
"What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last big hit was the wall"
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"Helping a few people complete their bucket list so they will just die already."
"What do you call safe sex with a horse Trojan"
"My track record as an adult is mostly false starts, hurdles and running around in a circle."
"Have you ever tried eating a clock? I don't recommend it, it's quite time consuming."
"Why do black guys have red eyes after sex? Pepper Spray."
"[On date] Her - ""so your profile said you like classical music? I love Mozart & Bach, how about you?"" Me - ""Jurassic Park theme"""
"I feel bad for the homeless guy ""I feel bad for the homeless guy, but I feel really bad the homeless guy's dog, because he must be thinking 'Man, this is the longest walk ever"" -Norm Macdonald"
"[Creation] God: These dinosaurs are ruining the place! Angel: Maybe they'll evolve? G: *throws a rock* A: Sick shot! G: Next time, apes"
"Hey, did you fall from heaven? So did Satan."