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Joke of the Day

"In the United States a man gets kicked in the groin every 6.2 seconds. I would hate to be that man."

"What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless"

"M:$50 on the ginger with face tattoos H: Ma'am those aren't tattoos, they're freckles and you can't bet on a 6th grade spelling bee"

"Hey sports fans, here's my NCAA pick: bet it all on the Savannah College of Art & Design. Go Fighting Acrylics!"

"Chuck Norris can't get through his steak breakfast without a fifth of whiskey."

"Every teen trick-or-treating tonight got a handful of candy and a, ""You must be heartbroken. I can't believe Justin Bieber died so young!"""

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly it in her ass."

"My boss asked me to put two pieces of wood together. I totally nailed it."

"A man with pica walks into a bar... ...and orders a drink on rocks. Hahahaha! Smart people jokes are the best!"

"Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? Regular rocks are too heavy."