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Joke of the Day
"How do you circumcise a priest? Kick a little kid in the jaw."
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"What is Superman's greatest weakness? A bucking horse."
"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing... It just waved."
"What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Pulls her pants up and goes home."
"A man died in a grain silo... He ran himself to death, trying to find a corner to pee in."
"What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow? Mooslim"
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"Kanye West is opening up a breakfast restaurant... Omelette You Finish"