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Joke of the Day

"Why did the black man cross the road? Black men always follow the chicken."

"What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke? The Holocaust was funny."

"What's the difference between batman and Blackman? Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)"

"Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek? 'cause nobody would be looking for them."

"What's the difference between a snowwoman and a snowman? Snowballs."

"This no more tears shampoo sucks. I've been feeding it to my friends kid and he's still crying. nnnnMust be doing something wrong."

"Presidents What's the difference between Bill Clinton and John F. Kennedy? One got his head blown off, the other was assassinated."

"What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down."

"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog guy? Make me one with everything."

"Through a telescope, I see a woman on a planet light years away. She waves. I wave. I awkwardly realize she is waving to the guy behind me."