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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the gay Irish couple? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick."
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"Your honor let the records indicate my client was upsexy Judge: what's upsexy? [lawyer whispers to defendant] quick, this is your chance"
"What do you call a black person on the moon? An astronaut. What else would you call them?"
"I met up with my internet friend yesterday. We were both disappointed when we realised we were both middle aged men, and not 10-year-old girls."
"If your wife says ""what would you do without me?"" ""Live happily ever after"" is NOT the correct answer. Brrrr it's cold in this doghouse :("
"People who misuse apostrophes can go to he'll. (OC)"
"I got caught having sex with the secretary by my wife My wife was crying and saying you cant do this to me! I said: I Know thats why im doing it to her!"
"What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag."
"What's the deal with the phrase ""door ajar""? I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?"
"Annie, are you ok? You sure? Cool That's how long that song would've lasted if I sang it."