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Joke of the Day

"Your Mom's so stupid... That when the teacher asked her to do an essay, she fucked a mexican."

"Church is one of the few places you get on your knees BEFORE a guy gives you wine."

"As I rise from my slumber the children scream in horror, as they did not know I was in the McDonald's Playland ball pit"

"Why can't Kim Kardashian find her asshole? He's on tour."

"""Why do bad things happen to good people?"" To even out the good things that happen to bad people."

"[NSFW] What is the difference between your dick and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus! xD"

"What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ? Chimney Cricket !"

"What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner? Watson the menu"

"Did you guys see the new line of Tony Romo's cologne? Every time you wear it, you fuck up and the other guy scores."

"I Remember The Last Thing My Grandpa Said to me Before he kicked the Bucket He said ""Hey, how Far Do you think i can kick this bucket?"""