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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Kim Kardashian find her asshole? He's on tour."
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"More ""kills"" on Tinder than any man in the history of online dating, Bradley Cooper is.... American Swiper."
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"Do one person every day that scares you."
"What do you call a greedy roman god? Jewpiter."
"There are two types of people in the world Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data"
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"How do make a woman blind? Stick a car windshield in front of her face."