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Joke of the Day

"What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner? Watson the menu"

"I did a theatrical performance about puns.. Really it was just a play on words."

"What do you call a quaterpounder with cheese in Zimbabwe? A yeast infection!"

"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his cock."

"A sign language interpreter said to his customer... My apologies, my finger got stuck between the door so I may have a bit of a lisp."

"What does a sick ninja practice? kung flu"

"What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country"

"How do you call a corn that is unique? A unicorn."

"The ironic thing about Americans making fun of Canada is Iowa."

"What did one deer say to the other after leaving a gay bar? Dude, I can't believe I just blew a hundred bucks."