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Joke of the Day

"I Remember The Last Thing My Grandpa Said to me Before he kicked the Bucket He said ""Hey, how Far Do you think i can kick this bucket?"""

"A Mexican walked into a Polish store and greeted every one. He was handed a sausage. Edit: Ok I will walk myself out..."

"What's Hillary Clinton's key to success? The Delete Key"

"The only French I know are words for food items and the chorus of Lady Marmelade. Turns out that's all you really need."

"A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender says ""I feel cold."" The ghost lingers for years. The bartender grows despondent, lost."

"Cop: Know why I stopped you? SUPER DANCE OFF?? Cop: OH YEAH OH YEAH? Cop: No, not really. There's a warrant for your arrest. oh no"

"What do you call a group of pillaging Huns? An army of Hun-dread."

"FRIEND: and this is my pug PUG: oink ME: (thinkig to self) did that pug just say ""oink"""

"Best Joke on Reddit Today: <<Copy paste here from another website>>"

"What did the beach boys play at their reunion show? Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger."