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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's? I forgot"
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"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered child molester."
"About 50% of the time ""good luck"" means ""fuck you."""
"the main use of the tiny toe (the smallest toe in your foot) is finding corners of furniture in the dark"
"In Australia what doesn't kill you is probably just saving you for the sharks."
"Maybe you should get your own life so that you can leave mine alone, bitch."
"The Russian Army Q: Ho you Hld you -47 when running aay fro nuclea blast? A: On far stretched out hands coad, so the hot , fro the gun does not dip on s oned shoes!"
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it."
"My next door neighbor is a bitch... so I just snuck into her house and taught her parrot to say ""my husband can never find out about us."""
"(True story) So my friend saw me browsing this subreddit and he said... ""Is this a subreddit for really bad jokes?"""