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Joke of the Day
"what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? have you seen my tractor?"
Next Joke
"Oh, so you wanna argue? BRING IT, I GOT MY CAPS LOCK ON !"
"I'm capable of having female friends. We can totally snuggle naked and I won't try anything funny."
"Literature for the blind What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater? This is the most violent story I've ever read!"
"What do you call a rapper will killer abs? 6Pac"
"I won the lottery for a million dollars today."
"A programmer goes on a walk. Before he leaves the house his wife tells him: ""While you are outside, please buy some bread."" He never returned."
"People with those rims that spin when the car isn't moving, how often do you have to replace the hamsters in those things?"
"I went by the house I grew up in and asked if I could go in and look around. They said no and slammed the door. My parents can be so rude..."
"*puts sunglasses on a watermelon* *punches watermelon* ""WHERE ARE ALL THE DRUGS!"" *slams hands down* ""WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DID THEM ALL?!"""