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Joke of the Day
"Man walks into a rod He doesn't understand comedy"
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"The blood moon last night got me so excited I was over the moon!"
"Still trying to figure out how to compliment a woman's skin without sounding like I want to wear it"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"
"Did you know stuffing your bra with toilet paper works pretty well... except when it rains."
"Always Pay Attention! After my Prostate Exam, the Doctor left. Then the Nurse came in. As she shut the door, she whispered the three words that no man wants to hear: ""Who was that?"""
"I like long walks along the beach until the drugs wear off & I realize I'm actually crawling through the sand at the local construction site"
"I was going to tell a Periodic table joke... ...But they all Argon"
"I just put on my khakis and found a golf tee in the pocket, which may be the whitest thing to ever happen to anyone."
"Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain."