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Joke of the Day

"Starbucks should have a separate line for people who don't know what they want or how the world works."

"During agricultural revolution canines... ...became dogmesticated. AHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHa"

"What is the black stuff between elephants' toes? Slow natives"

"I hate when people look at me and proclaim ""well look what the cat dragged in"". Do I look like a dead bird, small rodent, or used tampon?"

"A national monument to those brave online heroes who were ""First!"" in comments."

"What musical group is Jesus most afraid of? Nine Inch Nails"

"Computers and taxis are surprisingly similar. They both crash when the drivers stop working."

"A robot walks into a bar; says he needs to loosen up. So the bartender serves him a screwdriver."

"Did you hear Ant Man will be in Captain America 3? I hear it will be a small role"

"Why Does The Bride Wear White? So That The Dishwasher Matches The Fridge."