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Joke of the Day
"What's Homer Simpsons favourite toy? Bart."
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"What do you get when a vampire eats a dachshund? Hollow-ween"
"Why are furries always found guilty at trial? A furry curries only fury from a jury."
"What do you call a gay wizard? A Broromancer"
"I'm sorry I punched you when you said ""Facebook me"". I thought you said ""Face punch me""."
"Find a way to dress up as ""accidentally liking someone's Facebook picture from 2 years ago"" and really scare people this Halloween."
"The power of art = theory. The power of power = praxis. The the of the = philosophy."
"My daughter is at that age where she has started asking awkward questions about sex... Like, ""Is that all you fucking got?"""
"Ten Ways To Tell If Your Kitchen Is Haunted: 1.) Flying forks 2.) Pre-fried eggs 3.) Fridge moaning/wailing 4-10.) Ghosts"
"what is harry Potter's favorite ice breaker? Scar Stories."