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"*opens camera app on phone* *35 cats scurry under the couch*"
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"Baby sister told me this one attn Harry Potter fans Sister: ""Harry's godfathers middle name should be 'Lee'"" Me:""wait, whose the godfather?"" Sister: ""Sirius Black"" Took me a minute."
"Some delivery guy knocked on my door today and said, ""I have a parcel for your next door neighbour."" I replied, ""You've got the wrong house then, haven't you?"""
"My New Year's Resolution 1920x1080"
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"That walk of shame when you fail at throwing a ball of paper into the garbage."
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"What does the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breath out of that thing? It's so small."