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Joke of the Day

"12 yr. old daughter: My friend Samantha said she thinks you're handsome. Me: Aww. That's cute. How about her mom? Has she said anything?"

"What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission? An ill-eagle"

"What do you call a weed smoker with abs? A Narc."

"When and where do chemists have sex? Periodically, on the table."

"A little girl was next in line. 'My name's Curtain' she said. 'I hope your first name is not Agnate ?' 'No it's velvet !'"

"Why were deer testicles the most popular product at the meat fair? Because they were under a buck."

"I have boobs & a calculator. Math is irrelevant."

"what do you call a clan of barbarians you cant see? invisigoths"

"You should be my grillfriend. Not a typo, girl. You're hot enough to cook meat on."

"What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes? A corn snake"