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Joke of the Day
"Why do Televisions have buttons? because they cant have zippers"
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"A guy walks into a bar... ouch"
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"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff... BA-DUM-TSSSSS"
"Today I asked the gamer what his new year's resolution is. He said ""1920 x 1200"""
"Ok doc, give it to me straight. ""It's cancer"" How bad? ""Really bad, you have 2 months."" OMG ""APRIL FOOLS!"" Whew- ""You have 2 days."""
"Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple."
"I remember when I used to hang out with the lead singer for Limp Bizkit... They were the Fredst of times, they were the Durst of times."
"What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A small medium at large"