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Joke of the Day

"How long does it take to tune a double bass? Nobody knows."

"To live 98 years and have NO enemies"

"I've been diagnosed with a rare condition that makes me think I'm an airport building. Hope it's not terminal."

"All cicadas must be female because they never shut the fuck up."

"TIL that my neighbors really like the metal song i'm playing on my 7.1 sound system I figured because he thrown a brick at my window to hear it better ! \m/"

"What's really good in having sex with 26 years old girls? there are 20 of them!"

"I just went into the garden without wearing a coat. This is probably how Bear Grylls got started."

"What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar? A man with unfinnished buisness."

"Don't insult me by looking into my eyes. This bra cost me $65."

"What can give you life, but also kill you? Your father..."