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Joke of the Day
"What does Sarah Palin eat when she's high? Baked Alaska"
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"Worst thing about having a daughter is... No matter how hard you try you're daughter is gonna have some other man's dick in her mouth."
"When I walk through the produce aisle I feel that the fruit is conspiring against me, and that gets on my nerves.... I don't know, maybe I'm just pear-annoyed."
"What do you call a computer smoking weed ? High tech."
"Doctor Doctor you've taken out my tonsils my adenoids my gall bladder my varicose veins and my appendix but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you !"
"When I was young I wanted to join the basketball team... but the coach said they didn't need more basket balls"
"""just get thru the 1st day without them finding out youre an elephant"" IT dude: ""ok here's your new mouse"" [just fkn destroys the place]"
"Did you hear about the Dick that graduated from Law School? He was appointed first attorney genital."
"So I heard the Summer Olympics are gonna be in Rio De Janeiro... What's next? The Olympics in Robert De Niro? ""I'm walkin' here!"""
"What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants? Irrelephant"