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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor you've taken out my tonsils my adenoids my gall bladder my varicose veins and my appendix but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you !"

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"What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive? Trying to get out of his grave."
"What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark? A dogfish!"
"I've never seen a workplace Hanukkah display that didn't shout, ""We legally had to do this."""
"""War and Peace 2: Woody Saves Buzz"" (Tolstory)"
"How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!"
"You want to know the problem with cocaine? It's not all it's cracked up to be."
"I accidentally rear ended a mercedes with a midget driver... he got out, looked at the damage and yelled ""I am not happy!"". I replied ""fine, which one are you then?"""
"Chrysler is recalling over 24,000 vehicles due to unexpected brake failure that could put many unsatisfied customers out of their misery."
"*armadillo comes rolling back in the ball return* ""Wait.. if you're here, then..."" *cut to wife sobbing at bowling ball* ""UNCURL, FREDRICK!"""