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Joke of the Day
"*Licks the fire in your soul *Burns tongue"
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"Did you hear about the man whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now."
"Did you hear that the guy who invented predictive text has died. His funfair is next sundial."
"dry skin? flaky scalp? discoloration? scaling? tongue bifurcating all by itself? hissing? legs fusing together? recently evicted a gypsy?"
"tomorrow I am going to find the tomb of Ben Franklin and whisper stories of old and lusty ladies into his ear, as he would have wished it"
"Men who talk about how big their dick is actually have a tiny dick. Related: I'm hung like an Asian field mouse."
"Why are cats assholes? Because they are what they eat."
"My doctor told me I'm suffering from a Superman complex. But I couldn't stay for long, so I had to fly."
"Donald Trump is like a Halloween pumpkin... Orange, full of slime, evil grin, and thrown out in early November."
"I am going to lead a long life. That's the only way I will ever get caught up on all my homework."