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Joke of the Day

"Men who talk about how big their dick is actually have a tiny dick. Related: I'm hung like an Asian field mouse."

"Masturbation in the Mafia is called 'Offing Jack.'"

"Why did the hippie drown? Because he was too far out, man."

"I'm pretty sure that while girls are under anesthesia getting breast implants the doctors secretly do brain explants."

"corny joke I was going to tell you a joke about farms, but it was corny"

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms."

"What do nine out of ten people enjoy? A gangbang."

"hey @BestBuy a worker here has a hole cut out of his polo for his nipple ring to show through. he says ""it's new and needs to breathe"""

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"I support international women day! Because American women are so much less fun."