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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump is like a Halloween pumpkin... Orange, full of slime, evil grin, and thrown out in early November."

"Me: ugh I have to wear a tie today, adulting sucks. Grandpa: I had to fight in World War II when I was 19. Me: I guess you kind of get it."

"I'm throwing myself a circumcision party tomorrow, so anybody with a scalpel and a steady hand, stop on by. Jews welcome only with gift."

"How do you like your eggs? Over here"

"What do you call a mexican midget? A paragraph.Why?Because he's too short to be an essay."

"Feeling sad? Just picture Cee Lo Green climbing a rope."

"Somebody has stolen my Microsoft office But I will find them. You have my Word."

"What website do emo kids use for business networking? LinkedIn Park"

"""Titanic."" ""What??"" &nbsp; ""Sorry, that wasn't a very good icebreaker."""

"My girlfriend woke up with a smile on her face this morning. I fucking love felt tips"