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Joke of the Day
"I am going to lead a long life. That's the only way I will ever get caught up on all my homework."
Next Joke
"PROPOSAL: Rebrand shootings as ""late-term abortion."" Watch the GOP scramble to stop them."
"How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog? They both gotta go fast."
"What did the lecherous Sufi say to the burkini fatso? Ouagadougou"
"doktor: did you get a drug test? me: nah I know what I'm on"
"My wife just asked me why she came home to find marinara sauce all over our sleeping baby's head. Sorry babe, I'M NOT A DETECTIVE."
"this is your brain *an egg* this is your brain on drugs *egg in frying pan* this is your brain skateboarding *egg on a skateboard* haha nice"
"What is a rock's favorite band? The Rolling Stones."
"My girlfriend didn't believe me when I said I could make a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face when I drove pasta"
"what do you call chicken shawarma wrapped in a tortilla? A mosqueito."