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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that the guy who invented predictive text has died. His funfair is next sundial."
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"What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake? ""Dough!"""
"What did the escalator say to the elevator? Nothing, he just staired."
"Fellas, when waiting in line for the new TSA scanners, give yourself some personal ""fluffing"" beforehand. Don't get caught with shrinkage."
"I got peanut butter on my camera Now every picture is a jif"
"Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig? Because he was an old boar."
"I would like to have submitted that joke about UDP here but I don't think you would get it."
"A math teacher ought to be president... To make America integrate again."
"I just saw a commercial that invited me to watch more of it on the internet! Bc That's the problem w/commercials! They're not long enough!"
"My neighbor just planed an orange tree. I told him, ""That's a strange color for a tree."""