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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear that the guy who invented predictive text has died. His funfair is next sundial."
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"A guy says to his wife ""why don't you ever tell me when you orgasm?"" She replies, ""I don't like ringing you at work."""
"I walked into a family bathroom today at the movies... I identify as a family."
"A skeleton walks into a bar... and asks for a beer and a mop."
"Boy: You've got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? it's green and wrinkly."
"A joke from the oldest written collection of jokes begins ""A coward is asked which are safer, warships or merchant-ships"" Dry-Docked ships he answers"
"A bard walks up to a bored leprechaun. How many tunes should the bard play? Fortunes."
"Watching Jeopardy backwards would be about a panel of 3 people asking Alex Trebek questions that he always gets right."
"TIL Humans eat more carrots than rabbits I can't remember the last time I ate a rabbit"
"The History Channel"