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Joke of the Day

"I just found a jar in the fridge, with expiry date 21/12/2012. I looked at it twice, and indeed, it was mayannaise!"

"What does DNA stand for National Dyslexia Association."

"Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him ""Elvis the pelvis""? Because he had a brother named Enos."

"Foreplay in an elevator... Taking going down, to a whole new level I'm bad i know..."

"What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party? He got the cold shoulder."

"Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland? As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!"

"What's a camel? A horse made by committee."

"Big GTA 5 bug A cop killed my white character in GTA 5. Anyone else experiencing this bug?"

"""I just left my job. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me."" Friend: ""What did he say."" Me: ""You're fired."""

"There was a new machine at the gym today. I had to stop using it after an hour as i felt sick, but it was worth it got through 4 kit kats 2 cherry cokes and 2 packets of crisps."