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Joke of the Day
"I like telling this to my tall friends ""You know, I really look up to you. Literally."""
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"Me: Gouda would pair nicely with this merlot! Priest: This is communion... M: Oh. Gouda would taste well with the blood of Chr- P: Leave."
"Book about skeletons? **SPINE**"
"A photon... Checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs help with his luggage to which the photon replies, ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."""
"Is the age of consent for dogs 18 or 2.572?? (Need to know ASAP)"
"Yesterday i met a fat chick and i fucked her in the elevator It was wrong on so many levels"
"What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean? Amandeep trouble."
"The hardest part about being a photographer is deciding which half of my picture to ruin with my giant ugly company watermark."
"""this one should be called hurricane Kanye"" - kanye, every few weeks"
"You remind me of my step-son... I'm only nice to you because I'm fucking your mother"