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"What is Hitler's favourite beauty product? Polish Remover"
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"How can you judge how good the orgasm was? From the amount of time it takes you to press Alt-F4 afterwards."
"Sexual Pleasure is like a gas station Sometimes you just fill up and leave Sometimes you do none of the work Sometimes you have to pay the person filling Most of the time you end up at a Self Serve"
"""THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME"" - KANYE ""THE WORLD REVOLVES AROUND WEED"" - WIZ ""THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AT ALL"" -B.O.B."
"Whenever a guy boasts he has a party in his pants, I always ask him to prove it. If he's not packin nachos, beer and M&Ms, I'm going home."
"A man walks into a bar ... and stays there my entire childhood."
"What weapon is most feared by knights? A can opener."
"""Mayo"" is also an abbreviation for ""mayonnaise!"" Copyright 2010 Everyone on the Internet"
"""Choas Theory""-themed restaurant: Eating Disorder"
"How does a farmer count his cows?? with a Cowculator!!"