200611

Joke of the Day

"I hate it when.. I hate it when my black friend disappears in the dark, My white friend in snow, My Chinese friend in sand, And my Middle-Eastern friend in drone strikes."

"My father used to say ""Life is like a box of chocolates..."" **BECAUSE WOMEN WILL DESTROY YOU.**"

"My Mother texted me and asked ""What does TTYL mean?""... I replied, ""Talk to you later"". So she responded, ""No! Talk to me now! What does it mean?"""

"I was in a band called Cheap Viagra.' We never made it big."

"A guy with a lisp once told me he would kill me in this very spot... He said it was my final deathtination."

"So, my friend who hasn't slept in 24 hours just blurted this out... Confucius say, don't leave the chronic masturbator behind. Horny man may come in handy!"

"Women seem to think I'm an asshole... but I prefer to think of myself as an opposite sex offender."

"Hey women, save your money, we just want you wrapped in a bow for Christmas. Wait, don't even worry about buying the bow."

"My best friend dared me to take a shit on an electrified train track. That's the last time I put my arse on the line."

"Why is B so cool? Because it is next to the AC"