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Joke of the Day

"Reddit accounts should be treated like underwear. If you can keep them clean you could keep the same one for a while, but if you flood them with shit you should get a new one."

"Damn you, Autocorrect ! Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense ? You are the banner of my existence."

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."

"I've been getting way too deep into the Prague Surrealist movement lately. I think I need a Reality Czech."

"You ever made love to a man? You want to?"

"Subtracting the average from a distributing is demeaning."

"My girlfriend left me when I refused to go the gym with her. It's a shame our relationship didn't work out."

"What do two horny astronauts do in the orbiting satellite? (NSFW) They Fuck Around"

"What do you call two lesbians in a closet? Licker cabinet."

"If you think you're having a bad day.. just remember, somebody is going to have Snooki as a mom"