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Joke of the Day

"Men are a lot like shopping carts, when you finally find one without a screwed up wheel, it already has a wife pushing it around."

"Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?"

"Some people say I have a very short attention spanish is a very beautiful language."

"Wood Tits A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line, wooden tit?"

"On Sunday, a user posted the joke ""Jesus""...which was quickly buried... Its been 3days, has anyone seen it?"

"Two cows standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly: ""I was artificially inseminated this morning."" ""I don't believe you,"" replies Dolly. ""It's true, no bull!"""

"What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean? I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face."

"Man, I really messed up making this award for best feline anus... It's a cat ass trophy."

"Snoring comes easily to me. In fact, I can do it in my sleep."

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"