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Joke of the Day
"It's 364 days until christmas. And people already have their lights up!"
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"Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side."
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"How can a girl make you a millionnaire? If you're already a billionnaire."
"If there's a god-shaped hole in all of us does that mean our poos come out in god's image?"
"We're out of toilet paper, also don't pet the cat."
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