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Joke of the Day
"Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend? He told her he *can't elope*."
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"What do you use to clear the air of stupid? A HERPA filter"
"Why can't you smell Bran (spoilers) He's hodorless"
"Girlfriend told me she wanted to see our kids so I came in her eye"
"Why JFK doesn't wear hats? It is an airport."
"The mean Apple Store manager He's a real apphole."
"8 out of every 5 people are mathematically illiterate"
"if you're having a bad day, remember, there are people out there who have their ex's name tattooed on themselves."
"What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? Slash slash backslash slash slash escape."
"I always carry a small bottle of Tabasco when I fly. You never know when you're going to crash in the Alps & have to live by eating people."