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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one and they'll use a non-disposable diaper too!"

"What key do you need to open a banana? A monkey"

"I used to have a height complex, But then I grew out of it."

"[me, leaving a funeral] That was fantastic. Let's do this again sometime."

"My local newspaper ran a pun writing contest I entered my ten best puns hoping one would win, sadly no pun in ten did"

"My friend told me this one Q: Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant? A: There are just too many pastabilities!"

"Scientists Find Zika Might Be Transmitted by Oral Sex The study suggests a little head may result in a little head."

"If I'm ever in a coma unplug me. Then plug me back in and see if that fixes the problem."

"What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole? Pi-curious."

"What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door? A nun with a javelin through her."