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Joke of the Day
"Why isn't there a Superpig? It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth."
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"what version of Windows does Jesus use? XP"
"What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy? A Nietzsche market!"
"Did you guys hear about what Nelly thought? She thought chicken manure was jelly."
"Where are average people made? The satisfactory"
"What is the proper expression of gratitude when someone calls you a good listener? ""Huh?"""
"""Let's eat, Pappy."" Not ""Let's eat Pappy."" Proof grammar saves lives."
"Looks like I'm finally going to meet my twitter crush, don't know if I should diet or let him find out the hard way Im good w camera angles"
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom? The p is silent."
"A priest and a rabi are walking down the street... And they see a little boy. The priest says,""Hey, we should go screw that little boy."" And the rabi says,""Oh yeah? Out of what."""