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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear about what Nelly thought? She thought chicken manure was jelly."

"What was the butcher doing when he got caught? Beating his meat."

"11yo son just walked by. If Axe was a drug, I'd be stoned right now."

"Some people think cancer jokes are over the line... I think they grow on you"

"I saw Santa Claus having sex with my mom. To get him back, I poisoned his cookies. Some how the bastard found out and killed my dad."

"You're on your deathbed. You gather the strength to utter your last words ""Boxers with pockets,"" you say. ""You'll never have to wear pants."""

"Guy at the gym had ""True Gentleman"" tattooed on his arm. I was about to make fun of him, but he held the door for me as I left. Great guy."

"How do you tell apart a guitarist and a computer geek? Ask them if they think solid states are shitty."

"""Its odd how the Church just lets pedophile's grant forgiveness"" Anyway...thats why I'm not allowed in Confession anymore."

"I just flew into town... and boy are my arms tired from furiously masturbating on the airplane"