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Joke of the Day
"How Stevie Wonder looks at his life... 'Rather blind than black'"
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"Whenever you see me on screen, just know there's a highly likely chance I was 20% acting and 80% thinking about what's for lunch"
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"AA Milne: Ok rabbit, we'll call you Rabbit. Piglet, you can be Piglet Bear: Wow, real original AAM: [scribbles out Bear and writes Pooh]"
"A mathematician walks into a bar There are now two counters"
"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Cuz there's too many cheetahs."
"So I asked my uncle how he felt about the Ducks this season He replies ""I finally know what it feels like to be a Beaver fan."""
"Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself? Because it didn't have the nerves."
"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? I heard it's very time consuming."
"I learned an interesting fact about the Titanic today The swimming pools on it are still full of water."