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Joke of the Day
"Where are average people made? The satisfactory"
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"[sanitation worker knocks at my door] The amount of McDonald's related trash we're collecting from your home each week has us concerned."
"when someone pisses you off start counting down from 10. When you get to 8 punch them in the throat, they will never expect it."
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"Curious about sex"
"Blood oranges at the farmer's market. What am I, The Lord of War? Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else."