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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom? The p is silent."
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"So I bought cinnamon spray to numb my wife's mouth for sexual purposes. It doesn't work very well. She woke up anyways."
"Why are organ donations low ? Because most people have pianos"
"I haven't seen my son in months One day a boy come home looking exactly like him but he said he was hungry. Son I don't know who this hungry guy is but I miss you, please come home. -Dad"
"Last night instead of feeding my rabbit , I went out clubbing got really pissed and took drugs......I really let my hare down"
"TIL that the Beatles had to change the lyrics to Hello Goodbye because it was too ""british"". The original was ""Oi Mate Piss Off"""
"Even if you don't pay, they'll usually let you go through a car wash at least once a day without a car."
"What do you call a bad hair day for Donald Trump? A real toupee in the ass."
"Why do penguins have skinny penises because they only have flippers"
"Want to hear a joke about Sodium? Na"