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Joke of the Day
"Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No because it hasn't been made up yet."
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"I am so used to automatic doors at work that when I come across one I have to physically open I just stand there like a dummy"
"I lost 12 pounds in a week. Good thing I'm not a big investor."
"Why do black people like the rain? For drizzle."
"I play my women like I play the cello. I don't play the cello."
"Coming up short like.... ...a midget laying prone I'll be here all day posting jokes"
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"
"50 Shades of Letting People on the Train Know You're Not Getting Laid"
"My doctor told me to stop drinking today...then he told me to stop laughing."
"*boyfriend and girlfriend in shower* Girl: do bad things to me babe Boy: *flicks shampoo in her eyes and trips her over*"