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Joke of the Day
"My doctor told me to stop drinking today...then he told me to stop laughing."
Next Joke
"last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas.... I woke up in a box."
"What did the photocopier say about its favorite purchased song? That's my pay-per jam."
"Gifts for the family Nephew- iPod Son- iPhone Father- iPad Mother-iRon"
"Somewhere along the way, I stopped trying to gain friends,,and just started enjoying reading and writing posts."
"Remember when we used to call the ""self check-out"" - 'Theft'?"
"Ever seen an elephant hiding in a cherry tree? No? Well, they must be hiding pretty good"
"Why do melons always have big weddings? Because they can't elope."
"Don't you hate it when you're so high on drugs that simple, everyday, mundane tasks become difficult? Anyway, I pissed on your sofa."
"Knock Knock... Horizontally Knock Knock. Who's there? Horizontally Horizontally who? Quick, The *whore is onto me* hide me from my wife."