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Joke of the Day
"Coming up short like.... ...a midget laying prone I'll be here all day posting jokes"
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"What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage? The energy bill ..."
"If Valentine's Day is for couples, what day is for single men? Palm Sunday. First time posting, please be gentle."
"""I am leg end"" - a foot"
"A Lawyer walks into a bar He tries his hardest, and passes the exam."
"What kind of letters do feminists send? Hate male."
"PERSONALITY TEST: When you read an obit where someone passes away ""surrounded by family,"" do you picture murder, or suicide?"
"My wife's resting in the garden. Well, at rest."
"Sorry I said you looked like black Garfield in your Catwoman costume."
"I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer I saw it through my telescope last night."