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Joke of the Day

"in the 2020 olympics ... ... after Trump has become president, USA will have the best pole vaulting team in the world, consisting of only mexicans"

"Party host: Anyone here allergic to nuts? Because I like to rest mine on the table."

"Why did the Pakistani cook get fired? He could only cook eggs Sunni side up and, honestly, they tasted like Shi'ite."

"Yo momma's so stupid when she tried to commit suicide, she killed her twin."

"On my birthday, my family tried to surprise me with a car But they missed."

"What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink? I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW"

"Say what you want about pacifists"

"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."

"I'm addicted to Nun porn... It's a bad habit."

"Gay jokes aren't funny Come on guys..."