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Joke of the Day
"What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink? I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW"
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"What did the policeman say to the jumper? Pullover"
"If I ever become rich, you know where all my money is going? To the bank"
"""Omg, I literally just died"" -people who literally don't know what literally means"
"Scott. Scott goes to a party Scott knocks on the door Scott is greeted by more popular kids Scott is excluded from the party Scott no friends"
"Chivalry isn't dead. He's just sleeping. Right, chivalry? CHIVALRY!?"
"Questions we just don't answer when kids ask: Where do babies come from? Is Santa real? What was Myspace?"
"Movie idea: A drunk passes out next to Picasso. He wakes up to find a drawing of a dick on his face worth $1 million. Does he wash it off?"
"***Abortion jokes are NOT FUNNY*** Cut it out!"
"What is faster than silver surfer? Quicksilver Surfer! :D"